Tonight I saw some World Team Tennis on ESPN2.
John McEnroe was on one of the teams, which were co-ed.
McEnroe is so funny. He always brings the attention back to himself-
The guy on the other team would do a great serve and then before the next serve,
McEnroe would throw his racket up in the air or do something funny with his body.
It's a bratty/brilliant strategy that undermines the other side.
McEnroes team won (of course).

Immediately after watching this I invented a game which I call Ultra-tennis.
It is basically like regular tennis only you fill up the court with players.
so there are a sea of rackets going after a single ball.
Some interesting points about ultra tennis: it is aesthetically very interesting to watch.
It is very interesting to play, as basically you're standing still in a sea of bodies waiting for your chance to swing. games are very long as the ball hardly ever touches the ground to score a point.
so, maybe in ultra tennis the winner is the first person to score a point?
wanna play? let me know.